Michelle Obama, pushing hard to sign up healthy young suckers for Obamacare before registration closes soon, declared that the counselors who help people through the confusing process of enrolling are "doing God's work." Which is good, considering that her husband's administration has done everything possible to downsize the actual number of hours that God Himself is employed.
The first lady stressed that the young and healthy are in particular need of health insurance because they "could get hit by a car," which is certainly true considering that Joe Biden still has a driver's license.
Previously, Michelle said that Obamacare is right for young people because they're "knuckleheads," which is coincidentally why so many of them also voted for Obama, and why the president likes to speak on college campuses and the occasional kindergarten classroom (see below).
Despite the first lady's assertion that Obamacare is somehow holy (unless she means the gaping holes in the programming code for its website), it seems like there may be a bit of theological confusion going on at the White House just now. Why else would the president suddenly carve yet another new Executive Commandment into the Obamacare stone tablet, extending the amount of time that people can hang on to their old, substandard, Satan-based health insurance policies?
Truly, the Obama family works in mysterious ways.
FRIDAY BONUS: School Dazed
To promote his new budget-busting "budget" and its call for universal Pre-K classes, Barack Obama recently paid a visit to Powell Elementary School to pose for pictures.
Pictures which are almost surely being broadcast continually on Russian television to prove, at a time of international crisis, what a derp-emitting dweeby numbnuts our president is.